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Your Autopilot Profit System Deserves a VSL Funnel That Sells 24/7

We built you a complete ad-to-VSL funnel system for Laptop Lifestyle Academy. Campaign angles, ad scripts, a full VSL outline, and an evergreen funnel strategy. All personalized to your brand, your voice, and your audience.

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Everything Inside This Package

Every piece below was built specifically for Laptop Lifestyle Academy. Your audience, your voice, your offer. No templates. No recycled frameworks.

01

Bottleneck Analysis

A deep audit of your current funnel identifying 5 specific gaps costing you sales between launches. With data and specific fixes for each one.

02

5 Campaign Angles

Five distinct positioning angles for your next launch or evergreen campaign. Each with headline direction, target persona, and ad format recommendations.

03

5 Meta Ad Scripts

Ready-to-film ad scripts across multiple formats: story-led, proof-led, pain-led, education-led, and direct response. Written in your voice.

04

Full VSL Outline

A 9-section Video Sales Letter framework mapped to your Autopilot Profit System. Section-by-section with word count targets and stage directions.

05

Evergreen Funnel Map

A complete funnel architecture that sells Laptop Lifestyle Academy 365 days a year. Not just during launch week. Ads to VSL to application to close.

06

Loom Strategy Walkthrough

A personalized video walking through every deliverable, explaining the strategy behind each decision, and showing you exactly how it all connects.

5 Gaps We Found in Your Current System

You have built something impressive. $2.7M in sales, 43,000+ students, a brand people trust. But there are 5 specific areas where revenue is leaking.

1

No VSL on Your Sales Page

Your Laptop Lifestyle Academy sales page is text-only. In a market where your ideal customer (busy entrepreneurs) has limited attention, a VSL typically increases sales page conversion by 30-80%. You are asking people to read 3,000+ words when a 12-minute video would do the selling for you while they cook dinner or drive to the gym.

2

Revenue Locked to Annual Launches

You open enrollment once per year. That means 11 months of the year, someone who finds your brand and is ready to buy cannot give you money. An evergreen VSL funnel with an application model would generate sales 365 days a year without the stress and burnout of live launches. You still run launches for cash injection. But the baseline revenue keeps flowing.

3

No Paid Ad System Running Between Launches

From what we can see, your primary acquisition is organic social. That is powerful. But it caps your reach to people who already follow you. Meta ads targeting cold audiences (course creators, coaches, network marketers who have never heard of you) would bring a predictable pipeline of new leads every single day, not just during launch periods.

4

YouTube Is Your Biggest Untapped Channel

You have 6,790 subscribers and 277 videos, but posting has been inconsistent for over a year. YouTube is the only platform where content appreciates in value over time. A single well-optimized video about "how to automate your sales" could generate leads for you for 3-5 years. This channel should be your #1 organic lead source alongside Instagram.

5

Your SaaS Tool Is Gated Behind Your Course

Laptop Lifestyle Funnels is only available to LLA students and alumni. That protects the community, but it also locks out thousands of potential monthly recurring revenue from people who want the tool but are not ready for the full program. A public-facing funnel for the SaaS product alone could become a $20K-$50K/month revenue stream and a gateway into the full LLA offer.

5 Angles to Sell Laptop Lifestyle Academy

Each angle targets a different segment of your audience with a different emotional trigger. Use all five for maximum creative diversity across Meta ads.

Contrarian

"The Launch Model Is Burning You Out. There Is a Better Way to Sell Your Course."

Target: Course creators doing $5K-$30K launches who are exhausted by the cycle. Psychology: They feel trapped by the launch-or-starve model and are looking for someone who has found the exit. Jordan is living proof. Best for: Problem-aware cold traffic, story-format video ads.

Proof / Speed

"$100K in Sales While on Maternity Leave. Here Is the System That Made It Possible."

Target: Entrepreneurs (especially women) who want freedom, not just income. Psychology: The maternity leave proof point is the ultimate demonstration of automation working. It is impossible to fake. Best for: Most aware + solution aware traffic, testimonial-format ads.

Enemy / Pain

"Stop Sending Cold DMs. Stop Filling Your Calendar With Sales Calls. There Is a Way to Sell Without Any of That."

Target: Coaches and course creators who feel icky about selling. Psychology: Positions the common advice (DMs, calls, hustle) as the enemy. Jordan's system is the antidote. Best for: Problem-aware traffic, direct-response short-form video.

Mechanism

"The Autopilot Profit System: How One Funnel Replaced My Entire Sales Team"

Target: Established course creators doing $10K+/month who want to scale without hiring. Psychology: Names the mechanism. Makes the system feel proprietary and proven. The word "replaced" implies they had a team and the funnel did a better job. Best for: Solution-aware traffic, education-format long-form video ads.

Transformation

"From Failed Launch to 13 People, to $2.7M in Sales Without a Single Sales Call"

Target: Early-stage course creators who have tried and failed at least once. Psychology: The origin story creates empathy and aspiration. "13 people" is specific enough to be real and painful enough to be relatable. The gap between 13 and $2.7M is the compelling proof. Best for: Cold traffic, story-format founder-direct-to-camera ads.

5 Ready-to-Film Ad Scripts

Each script is written in your voice. Warm, real, zero guru energy. Ready to film on your phone or with a simple ring light setup.

Story-Led (Founder Direct-to-Camera)

"The $13 Launch That Changed Everything"

My first launch flopped. 13 people showed up. I sat on the floor of my apartment and cried. That was 2016. I had spent thousands on courses from gurus who told me to "just post more" and "hop on more calls." None of it worked because I was doing everything manually. Every DM. Every follow-up. Every single sale required me to be there, live, convincing someone to buy. So my mom and I threw out the playbook. We built our own system. One funnel. One email sequence. One webinar running on autopilot. 10 months later, we had done $300K in sales. I was not on a single sales call. Not one. Fast forward to today. Over $2.7 million in sales from the same system. I made $100K while on maternity leave with my son Felix. Literally from a hospital bed. The system is called the Autopilot Profit System. And I teach the entire thing inside Laptop Lifestyle Academy. If you are a coach or course creator who is tired of being the entire sales department in your business, tap the link below. I will show you exactly how to build a business that sells while you sleep.
Format: 60-90 sec vertical video Angle: Transformation Awareness: Problem-Aware to Solution-Aware
Proof-Led (Results Showcase)

"$100K on Maternity Leave"

I made over $100,000 in sales while on maternity leave. No launches. No DMs. No sales calls. Just funnels doing what funnels do. Here is what was running while I was home with my newborn: One. A freebie funnel that generated leads 24/7 from my Instagram and a few Meta ads. Two. An email sequence that nurtured those leads and moved them toward my offer. Three. An automated webinar that did the selling for me. Every single day. I did not touch my laptop for weeks at a time. My business kept running. This is not a flex. This is what happens when you build the right system one time instead of launching yourself into the ground four times a year. 43,000+ entrepreneurs have now learned this system inside Laptop Lifestyle Academy. If you want to see how the Autopilot Profit System works, tap below. Free training shows you the entire framework.
Format: 45-60 sec vertical video Angle: Proof / Speed Awareness: Solution-Aware
Pain-Led (Direct Response)

"Stop DMing Strangers"

If you are still sliding into people's DMs trying to sell your coaching program, I need you to stop. I know you were told that is how it works. "Just message 50 people a day." "Hop on discovery calls." "Build relationships in the DMs." That advice works. Until you burn out. Until you realize you are spending 40 hours a week being a salesperson instead of a coach. Here is what nobody tells you: the most successful course creators and coaches are not selling in the DMs. They built a funnel that does the selling for them. One lead magnet. One email sequence. One sales mechanism. Running every day. Attracting people who are already interested. Nurturing them automatically. Closing them without you being in the room. I have generated $2.7M this way. Zero DMs. Zero sales calls. Tap below to see the exact 2-funnel system I use. Free training. No DMs required.
Format: 45-60 sec vertical video Angle: Enemy / Pain Awareness: Problem-Aware
Education-Led (Value First)

"The 2-Funnel System Behind $2.7M in Course Sales"

There are only 2 funnels you need to sell your online course on autopilot. Let me break them down. Funnel one is your Freebie Micro-Offer Funnel. Someone sees your content, clicks to grab your free resource, and lands on a page where they can also grab a low-ticket offer for $7-$27. This covers your ad costs and builds your email list at the same time. Funnel two is your Automated Webinar Funnel. Your email sequence nurtures those leads for 5-7 days, then invites them to watch your webinar. The webinar sells your main program. It runs every day without you touching it. That is the entire system. I used these two funnels to generate over $2.7M in sales from my coaching business. The key is not having 15 funnels. It is having 2 that actually work and running them until they print. I teach the entire build inside Laptop Lifestyle Academy. Tap below to see what is inside.
Format: 60-90 sec vertical or horizontal Angle: Mechanism Awareness: Solution-Aware to Product-Aware
Situation-Led (Day in the Life)

"What My Mornings Look Like Now"

[Camera on Jordan's phone showing Stripe notifications while making coffee] This was my morning. Three sales before I finished my first cup of coffee. Two years ago my mornings looked very different. I would wake up, immediately check my DMs, respond to leads, hop on discovery calls by 9am, and spend the rest of the day creating content trying to generate more. Now I wake up. I check on my son. I make coffee. I go ride my horse. And somewhere in between, my funnels have already done the work. [Show phone with email subscriber notifications] These leads came in overnight from a $7 freebie funnel running on Meta. [Show phone with webinar registration notifications] These people signed up for my automated webinar while I was sleeping. [Show phone with Stripe sales] And these sales happened because the webinar did its job. I built this system once. It has been running for over two years. $2.7M in total sales. If you want to see the exact system, tap below. I break the whole thing down in a free training.
Format: 60-90 sec vertical (b-roll heavy) Angle: Transformation / Lifestyle Awareness: Unaware to Problem-Aware

Your 9-Section VSL Outline for Laptop Lifestyle Academy

This is the skeleton of a full Video Sales Letter that would live on your sales page. When scripted fully, it should run 12-18 minutes and 2,800-4,000 words.

The Hook

"If you are a course creator or coach spending 20+ hours a week on sales calls, DMs, and launches just to hit $10K months, you are working way too hard for those numbers." Open with a pattern interrupt that calls out the exact pain of manual selling. Contrast with the Autopilot outcome. Tease the mechanism by name.

Target: 200-400 words

The Problem

Agitate the 3 core pains: (1) The exhausting launch cycle that leaves you burned out for weeks. (2) Filling your calendar with sales calls where half of them ghost. (3) Being told to "just post more" and "DM 50 people a day" while your business eats your life. Use voice-of-customer language: "You did not start a business to become a full-time salesperson."

Target: 300-500 words

The Solution (Mechanism)

Introduce the Autopilot Profit System by name. Explain the core insight: you only need 2 funnels. A Freebie Micro-Offer Funnel that builds your list and covers ad costs. An Automated Webinar Funnel that nurtures and converts. Position this as the opposite of what gurus teach (more content, more calls, more hustle).

Target: 200-300 words

Credibility

Jordan's origin story: failed launch to 13 people in 2016. Years of frustration with guru strategies. Built own system with her mom. $300K in 10 months. $100K day in 2023. $100K+ during maternity leave. $2.7M total and counting. 43,552 students across 17 countries. Endorsement from Tanya Aliza. This section answers: "Why should I trust you?"

Target: 200-400 words

Benefits and Features

Walk through LLA's 6 modules with benefit-first framing. Module 1: Lock in your niche so you attract buyers, not browsers. Module 2: Attract clients without posting 5x a day. Module 3: Turn your content into a lead machine. Module 4: Build trust on autopilot with email sequences. Module 5: The conversion system that sells without you. Module 6: Scale past $20K months without hiring a team.

Target: 400-600 words

Social Proof

Student results: Sarah Nadler (income tripled), Mel Wilhelm (4 enrollments in 1 month), Nikki Ramskill (first $1,000 package sold). 43,552 entrepreneurs across 113 industries and 17 countries. Tanya Aliza endorsement quote. Stack at least 4-5 specific, named results with numbers and timelines.

Target: 300-500 words

The Offer

Stack the value: 5 core modules (value X), lifetime updates (value Y), 12 months group coaching (value Z), tech tutorial vault, DFY funnel templates, weekly live Q&As, monthly mastermind calls, accountability teams, custom roadmap. Anchor the total perceived value high. Reveal the actual price against the stack. "Everything you need to build a business that sells while you sleep."

Target: 400-600 words

The Guarantee

Your 60-day "Try It, Test It, Apply It" guarantee. Name it. Explain it. "That is twice the industry standard. If you go through the material, take action on the system, and it does not work for you, you get every penny back." This removes the last objection: risk.

Target: 150-300 words

The Close

Two paths: (1) Keep doing everything manually. Keep trading hours for dollars. Keep launching yourself into the ground. (2) Build the system once and let it work for you. Restate the offer. Restate the guarantee. Clear CTA: "Click the button below to join Laptop Lifestyle Academy. I will see you inside." Final urgency: enrollment closes [date].

Target: 200-400 words

The Funnel That Sells LLA 365 Days a Year

This replaces the launch-only model with a system that generates sales every day. You keep your annual launch as a cash injection event. This funnel handles everything in between.

1

Meta Ads (Cold Traffic)

5 ad scripts across 5 angles targeting coaches, course creators, and network marketers. $50-$150/day budget to start. VFT (Venus Fly Trap) strategy for broad targeting.

2

Freebie Micro-Offer Landing Page

Free resource (your existing content) + $7-$27 micro-offer to offset ad costs. Builds email list while staying break-even or profitable on ad spend from day one.

3

Email Nurture Sequence (5-7 Days)

Automated sequence that delivers value, builds trust, shares social proof, and invites leads to watch your VSL or automated webinar. 5-7 emails modeled on your voice.

4

VSL Sales Page

Your new Video Sales Letter (the 9-section outline above) on a dedicated sales page. The VSL does the selling. Application form below the video for qualified leads.

5

Application + Checkout

Short application form qualifies buyers. Approved applicants get a direct checkout link. This adds perceived exclusivity while filtering for serious buyers.

6

Retargeting + Follow-Up

Hammer Them retargeting for anyone who watched the VSL but did not apply. Follow-up email sequence addressing top objections. This captures the 80% who need more touches before buying.

We Built the System. You Just Need to Say Go.

Everything above was built specifically for you and Laptop Lifestyle Academy. The angles. The scripts. The VSL. The funnel. We want to build the whole thing for real, implement it, and manage the ads that drive traffic to it.

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